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I, Duckman

TITLE:

Duckman

private dick/family man

also starring

aunt Bernice

Ajax

Charles & mambo

grandmama

Fluffy Uranus

cornfed

county hospital

for the

criminally insane

and the

tall and portly

police

this sounds like more than we can handle.

emergency

volume 9

quotable Duckman

witty bon mots

amusing. it's not without a certain understated omniscience.

dark

alley

turn

left

3 seconds

ahead

unhand her, cad, or I'll have to disarm you. save that for my next book.

stay back Duckman, or it's going to get ugly. I said stay back. one more step and I'll...I'll...and I'll...pull back this curtain.

that's right, it's this could be your life; the show that each week takes a memorable personality we can cross-promote with the evening news and asks the burning question: what makes him or her so unique, so special, so one-of-a-kind, we'll watch them on TV rather than go out and have a life of our own? tonight's guest; that incomparable crime-fighting (also crimefighting) hero, Duckman!